So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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