South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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