My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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