Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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