they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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