Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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