You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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