turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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