Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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