I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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