I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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