so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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