Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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