you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she told me i tasted like america
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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