so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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