All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I wannas sexs uuuuu
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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