do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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