So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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