I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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