names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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