Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
