So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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