Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
