How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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