He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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