is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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