the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Welp...herpes.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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