we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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