420 ftw
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize