i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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