Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just google imaged poop.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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