its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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