Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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