He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's rum buckets o'clock
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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