Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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