it was like his penis was on wheels.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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