This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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