it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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