i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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