I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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