He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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