I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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