Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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