Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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