I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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