honey bunches of taint.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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