How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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