508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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