I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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