Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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