There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
