i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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