Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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