were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
