we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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