My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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