:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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