i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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