She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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